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squilf: so tumblr’s become obsessed with gordon ramsay lately here’s him blushing like a schoolgirl because gok wan is flirting with him
mcavoyclub: Read reviews. You just try and do your job and not worry about what people say, because ultimately it can only affect what you do in a negative way. It can only make you a worse actor.
thescarletmama: hellzabeth: did-you-kno: Source LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME SHE DOESN’T
mommymaxie: Hmm but imagine a pretty sub resting their head on your lap, muffling moans and whines against your thigh because you’ve got a vibe in them that’s just strong enough to keep them wet and whimpering. Just petting their hair and teasing
h-r158: Dongwoo getting picked up to get off stage because he wouldn’t stop giving fanservice هههههههههههه حليله سحبوه سحب لانه ما بغى يطلع من الاستيج كله يسلم على الفان عيى يخليهم
flowerboyband: ❝ everything’s going to be alright, because he’s here｡
pepperree: Changed my avatar because reasons.
skellydun: cher-horowitz: i have honestly never been less shocked in my life they probably cast him because all they’ll have to do is paint him green and they’re good to go costume complete First role he’s actually suited for ever
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
nue: girl are u an egg? because ur definitely getting laid tonight
leafcrunch: busket: im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler i made the mistake of trying to read this out loud and absolutely lost it at every single line and absolutely my neighbours just heard my sputter
max-the-mod: stunnerpony: chuwashere: gjallarhornallewerk: victran: jingerubells: bunnycc: oh.. my .. god. lmao WHAT IS THIS EVEN Cat Shit One They’re rabbits because USAGI as in United States Army General Infantry/Government Issue/whatever
marblemouse: Viktor: A skater’s heart is fragile. I must shatter it. Viktor, also: WAIT FUCK DONT CRY IM SOR– edit: changed the dialogue because im wishy washy
"I didn't take the Common Sense merit because I thought I knew what I was doing. Apparently I was mistaken."
hi-john-im-alive: 3 days. 131 layers. The Doctor’s speech. From I walked away to parasite gods blaze. ALL. IN GALLIFREYAN. WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU DIPSHITS. I’LL GET SOME SLEEP NOW. YEAH. A REBLOG WOULD BE NICE. But I really do love you
mockingdream-deactivated2014083: ” We had to save you, because you’re the Mockingjay, Katniss. While you live, the revolution lives.”
fuckingniall: my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
madam-mischief: darksomeness: moonmolt: yami malik looks like he’s on the verge of orgasm 24/7 It’s funny because it’s true. Well since he strains every muscle on Marik’s body, of course that would make his naughty bits completely flexed,
pluumcake: pluumcake: firefliesinajarx: tombliboos: naliya: virtual-tonks: kjellbergpie: who hurt the americans It’s pretty hilarious because after superbowl the whole internet is flooded with American football memes and half time show gifs
princes-heels: teganxxx92: yoncevevo: I’ve never seen this full ad I’m happy I did because I just witnessed Hilary swiping this bitch bald I remember my 13-year-old gay self watching this and being scalped I can’t believe Hilary Duff ended homophobia
iguanamouth: jedilunawinchester: iguanamouth: thekimbroughthe: fatass-mcnotits: iguanamouth: darkforestwarrior: iguanamouth: are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying so logically you do
seven–drunken–pirates: crankycupcake: i’m laughing so hard because i just learned that the girl who voiced this lil shit is also the voice of this badass motherfucker voice actors are truly amazing WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
lumos5001: mymomfoundmy: No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. you must be fun at parties
its-not-raining: “Is there a reason you’re telling me this?” Roy inquired, trying and succeeding to get his reactions back under control. If that’s how Havoc wanted to play, fine. “Something you want, maybe? Because I can assure you I am perfectly
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
awsugarr: i know so much about gay sex and it’s all gonna go to waste just because i don’t have a dick goddammit
rneerkat: u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date
kuogayku: I like to imagine that noiz has contacts but he never tells anybody so at one point he’s sleeping over at koujakus place bc he does n’t feel like going home and he’s takng out his contacts and koujaku sees him and is like “what the fuck are
human: beurselfhavefun: tibets: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip what the fuck did i just watch did that all happen because of a kiss on the cheek telemundo is amazing HOLY FUCKING SHIT
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
haanigram: mean-cannibals: because buster was the hero our show deserved, just not the one we needed right then this is the best hannibal comic i’ve read in a long time and it’s about a fucking dog
dandelioninmayhem: I was just trying to find latest episode of Orphan Black and got pissed because i couldn’t find anything for about half an hour and then i looked what i typed and couldn’t breathe… ORPHAN IS THE NEW BLACK!!! but then i checked
heartfullofsoul: but imagine that because both gin and tsukki wear those kind of lab coats in 3Z, that one day gin rushes to school bc he is lazy failure of teacher and slept in and in the hurry he accidentally outs on tsukki’s coat and he only notices
princess-fett: princess-anakin: paintmeanightmare: acidsbeats: helenaisis: sex-bom-omb: afineblasphemy: I ship it. He’d treat her better than the Joker. Perfect oh man, I really do love the Deadpool/Harley ship because he so would treat
pungent-petrichor: notyourexrotic: mslorelei: Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female
ussjellyfish: darthmelyanna: diggly: ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN I’m surprised that my brother (who loves this movie) has never made me sit down and watch it because FEBRUARY 22 IS MY BIRTHDAY. but is it your birthday every year???Happy birthday!!
m3yil3: I saw this post from Fukushuu and thought “Hey, why not give it a shot with this new style I’ve been working on :)” I hope this is as close as what you imagined Hun ^^” Also, I actually had to rush this picture because this week and
alienheartattack: akirayashiro: guys throw me in hell #okay this is horrible but bear with me#because I cannot stop the following mental image: Ackerbaby 3DMGing their way out of the womb and then cutting off the doctor’s head#Levi and Mikasa just
roxoah: A commission done for the lovely megillien . It was a challenge to do because of the motorbike but at the same time a great opportunity. Thank you for the support Meg! I appreciate it a lot. <3 Do not repost or use this as your own icon unless
denimcatfish: Quick art because thirst for beauty marks is real.
kelseachan: I’m sorry I couldn’t take this scene in Magi ep 18 seriously because ermehgerd, eliburbur!
birdsons: jobenn-bestbenn: weloveshortvideos: canadian wildlife DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG @sicklegs @blushing-violet
saxophone-kraken: do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do:shia-suprise:pagingme: boom Holy shit turn on the audio PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it
marinashutup: my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold
unfriendlyasiangirl: i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
pornstarwars: i’d never want to have sex with the light on because the guy would look down and see me laying there like
cumbercrieff: In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this and fall down a lot EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here
dashawnmahone: I laughed so hard at this, because this is literally me
conquerorwurm: robtromboning: stevraybro: queenbean03: greenwithenby: People are speculating that Steven might lean vegetarian, because he had a veggie pizza in Shirt Club. I guess I could see that; He’s shown discomfort with eating animals/animal
adore1d: Is Photoshop a game because everyone else seems to be on a higher level than me
nezumis-magical-cockasaurus: beejesus-elyurias: Because Becca called Nezumi “Zuzu,” which made me think of Zazu for some reason. Zuzu is Nezuzu’s affectionately shortened nickname. I regret nothing.
skeleaton: You get both (plus Kuroo because why not) because they’re so great
snazziest: id take a bullet for u not because i like u but because i wanna die
dr-whiteman: kingdom-harsh: a-very-madoka-christmas: hamsturfinnur: age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure #except for the mom in the first picture. she died oh oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE
planesexualpilot: tsuvorite:smokedankmemes:An elderly woman plays GTA VOH MY FUCKING GOD (( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))
aslutfor5sos:moriartystayingalive:If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want
ibetbyciara:Me: *goes to drake concert* Drake *puts the mic to me to sing along because he appreciates fan involvement* Me: *taps mic* please nutt in every orifice of my body
reshiham: yifflord: reshiham: why cant your nose be 12 inches long? because then it’ll be a foot
dolphinboy420: hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you
